The company that invented hugely successful AirPower and stands behind the success of explodingly explosive MacBook batteries and bending iPhone 6’s has got the next big thing.
Apple, one of the most innovative companies ever in its product development and name, just revolutionized the mobile arena. “The introduction of 6,7” iPhone 12, the biggest iPhone ever made, that comes with 24 camera lenses, shows the company’s still got it,” says John Smith, a die-hard fan of everything Apple.
Some Apple executives could be heard muttering that “this was THE most revolutionary idea since the critically acclaimed iPhone 9”. They continued: “Since introducing iPhone 11, we knew we’d done something wrong. We’d missed the 10. Well I think we’ve got it now”, as the company’s newest invention will fill the necessary gap in Apple’s branding.
“One camera might even solve difficult problems such as a relationship with your girlfriend,”
One Apple engineer, who chose to remain anynomous for no particular reason, made sense of it all: “One lens will be able to catch spiders, the other will be able to take no for an answer. One camera might even solve difficult problems such as a relationship with your girlfriend and even provide accurate answers and postulate conspiracy theories like ‘who killed Kennedy’, ‘was the Moon landing real’ and ‘does 5G cause Coronavirus’.”
There were speculations that iPhone 13 will be even bigger. “It’ll be as big as the football field itself.” A journalist then confronted the engineer: “American football field or soccer field?”, to which the engineer responded: “Whichever is largest”.